Modern Family Season 1 Quotes
We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny.Luke
Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.Luke
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.Phil
Score, this place has an iron in the closet!Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]
Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!Haley
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.Cam
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.Manny
Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.Jay
A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.Phil
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.Cameron