Modern Family

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We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny.

Luke

Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.

Luke

Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?!?

There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.

Phil

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]

Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!

Haley

I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.

Cam

Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.

I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Manny

Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.

Jay

A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.

Phil

This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.

Cameron
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Modern Family Season 1 Quotes

Phil: We're like two peas in a pod, or Siamese twins, a snake with two heads!
Claire: They've actually been all those things for Halloween.

Dede: I don't know what just happened.
Dylan: I do. I mean it seems pretty simple to me. You're reaching out, trying to hold onto something awesome.
Haley: Um maybe, maybe you shouldn't.
Dylan: Look, look, look, I'm not used to this, the whole "big family" thing. In my house, we don't even talk to each other. You know it's funny, the first time I saw Haley, I knew I liked her. I mean she's beautiful and everything, but it's it's not just that. She's got this killer confidence. You know, the kind of confidence that you get from having a family like this, that's passionate and accepting of hot foreigners, and gay dudes, and nutty people. You know, a family that actually loves each other