Modern Family

Modern Family Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 18: "Starry Night"

Phil: I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.
Claire: Well that means a lot to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: I was nervous. There was a lot of different food on the menu, and on the floor and on the wall.
Mitchell: Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
Cameron: Were you there, Mitchell? Because I think I would have recognized the only other white or gay person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: I dunno, mom always tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 17: "Truth Be Told"

Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Manny: I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gloria: I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phil: She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Phil: You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Mitchell: He's the suckiest suck of all time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Manny: Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: If my daughter can stand up then so can I.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Gloria: It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jay: To this day, Mitchell looks at me, I see him thinking 'that's the guy who killed Flyza Minnelli.'
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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