Modern Family Season 1 Quotes
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
If my daughter can stand up then so can I.Mitchell
I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.Mitchell
It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?Gloria
To this day, Mitchell looks at me, I see him thinking 'that's the guy who killed Flyza Minnelli.'Jay
I've been through this before. When Mitchell was 9, I was supposed to take care of his bird. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.Jay
I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.Phil
Luke: You had a girlfriend before mom?
Phil: I had two!
Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met your mom.Phil
Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.Claire
Denise: How many other women have you led on?
Phil: I don't know now!
Never getting my driver's license, or getting one and the picture sucks.Haley [on her biggest fear]