The truth is, Luke, I am rich, but not with money. I got my abs. I got my hair.

Robbie

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• Added: February 17, 2011

Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.

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• Added: February 17, 2011

I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!

Phil

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• Added: February 17, 2011

Robbie could charm your socks off, but I doubt he stopped there.

Dede

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• Added: February 17, 2011

Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.

Gloria

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• Added: February 10, 2011

I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.

Phil

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• Added: February 10, 2011

Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?

Claire

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• Added: February 10, 2011

I haven't been single since I was nine.

Haley

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• Added: February 10, 2011

I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?

Gloria

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• Added: February 10, 2011

Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.

Jay

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• Added: February 10, 2011

I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.

Phil

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• Added: February 10, 2011

You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.

Phil

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• Added: February 10, 2011