Modern Family Season 2 Quotes
Claire, we're not your parents; we're in much better shape.Phil
Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!Phil
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!Phil
Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.Phil
Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.Claire
Tell me about it, I've got a clingy 5th grader, I can't shake.Manny
You're so gay you can't even think of real girls names.Mitchell
I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.Phil
This could be my 'going bald' scare all over again.Mitchell
You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!Cam
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.