Modern Family

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"

Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: "My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"

Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Claire: What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phil: You poked the bear girls! You poked him!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 21: "Mother's Day"

Mitchell: OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Kids these days get trophies just for showing up. What's that gonna lead to? A bunch of thirty year olds living at home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Gloria: I love Manny, but sometimes, I...be a boy. Go outside kick a ball and steal something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: You do love pink.
Cam: No, pink loves me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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