Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Do you think he had his butt done too? It looks fantastic.
Phil
Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.
Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.
Phil
He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.
Cameron
Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.
Phil
I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."
Phil
