Modern Family

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 19: "The Musical Man"

Cam: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cam: You do it all the time and you know what I end up with? Wet Dreams. I heard it as soon as I said it; just leave it alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Years from now some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Sweetie we did it! Our baby is average!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: We're running twenty minutes long so we're cutting the Bollywood number.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gloria: Where I come from, brothers respect each other.
Jay: That's why Colombia is such a peaceful country.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donny: Get your prostate checked by a doctor, not some guy you met on the internet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: I think the carpet matches the drapes, I haven't checked in a while.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: Tell Bob Fussy he's overdoing it and you want to go back to the old stuff.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 18: "Boys' Night"

Jay: I'm gonna walk like a man... right to that bar. That would be hilarious if you were familiar with Frankie Valli.
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I'm still growing into my tongue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.
 • Rating: Unrated

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