Modern Family
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Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.
Jay
Happy Valenbirthuhhhversary!
Phil
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.
Mitchell
Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
Claire
Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.
It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.
Cam
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
All those joke emails she forwarded to me months after I'd seen them? Well, no more polite LOLs for YOU, Dede.
Phil
Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
