Modern Family

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Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.

Why hug when you can manshake?

Phil

I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!

Phil

I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.

Phil

You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.

Alex [to Haley]

Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.

Claire

Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.

Haley [about Alex]

Let me burn your clothes!

Haley [to Alex]

You gotta grab what you can, when you can.

Luke

The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.

Jay

I can't take another farm story.

Jay [to Cam]

I sleep clown.

Cam
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Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]

Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.