Modern Family Season 3 Quotes
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
Why hug when you can manshake?Phil
I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!Phil
I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.Phil
You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.Alex [to Haley]
Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.Claire
Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.Haley [about Alex]
Let me burn your clothes!Haley [to Alex]
You gotta grab what you can, when you can.Luke
The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.Jay
I can't take another farm story.Jay [to Cam]
I sleep clown.Cam