Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Last Walt"

Cam: As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manny: I believe I made it clear the bedrooms were off limits. Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here for what you're planning to do up there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke [to Claire]: You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell [to Jay]: Knock it off old man!
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: Thank you Uncle Manny!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil [about Walt's death]: It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "Election Day"

Phil: She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Phil: Our daughter might be going to college!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gloria: You dated a Dottie after Dede?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"

Mitzi: Your kid forgot his cereal. There's a surprise in every box. Spoiler alert: it's diabetes!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Gloria [about her body]: Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitzi [to Phil]: Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh in your case I mean the WNBA.
 • Rating: Unrated

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