Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"

Cam: We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: The librarian told me that one day I'll be a great catch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: Social networking or social not-working?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 17: "Leap Day"

Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jay [about Mitchell]: First of all, that lady is my son.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Luke: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Mitchell: Okay birthday boy, what's it gonna be, rom-com or horror? Or we could do both and watch Maid in Manhattan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"

Claire [to Gloria]: I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley [to Alex]: She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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