Modern Family Season 4 Quotes
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.Phil
Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.Claire
I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.Manny
He says I make him nervous, that I care too much. That's why I not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.Gloria
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.Phil
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?Luke
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.Claire
You're never off the court!Luke
Are we gonna do that thing again where you try on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?Phil's dad
There is no guy, I'm the guy.Phil