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Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.


Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.


All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.


What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?


My daddies kiss a lot.


Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?

Jay: Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens, that's my plan anyway.
Gloria: Woof.

Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.


Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.

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