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Modern-family

Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.

Cameron

Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.

Manny

All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.

Claire

What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?

Cam

My daddies kiss a lot.

Lily

Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?

Jay: Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens, that's my plan anyway.
Gloria: Woof.

Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.

Manny

Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.

Phil
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