Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!

I know how it works. I rented the wrong movie once. Did you see Glenn Gary Glenn and Ross?


If he doesn't go to Columbia, Columbia comes to me.


Modern Family Season 5 Quotes

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire or fear how much I love her.


You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.