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Jay: I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
Gloria: Not her, he when he realizes not every second wife looks like this.
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Wait is fire weather?Haley
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Claire: There's a reason I'm the best person.
Mitchell: You know that's just a title for today right?
Claire: Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding.
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Don't cry, you'll streak your bronzer.Mitchell [to Cam]
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Mitchell: This is my second favorite suit of yours.
Mitchell: Right after your birthday suit.
Cam: Hey! Cut it out, I'm practically a married man.
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Half our guests are gay; we're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus.Cam
Thanks to 35 dollars on the Internet you are looking at the Good Reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy.Phil
Just so you know sometimes when babies come this early, they're black.Sal
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I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.Claire
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I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.Gloria
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
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I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.Phil
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