NCIS: Los Angeles
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Kensi: What happens next?
Deeks: It's a love story.
Kens, I just want you know that the place that I went to in my head to stop the pain was you. I just kept thinking about your smile, and your laugh. Everything. It's the only thing that got me through. For whatever it's worth.
Deeks
Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.
Kensi: Ready to go for a little ride. (Deeks smirks) On the bikes, Deeks, on the bikes.
Deeks: I didn't say anything.
Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.
(Deeks doesn't want to go into the desert and wants Sam to go instead)
Deeks: You are African-American and Africa is hot.
Sam: I'm from Brooklyn, Huckleberry.
I love happy endings.
Deeks
Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.
Hetty
Bad karma, Shaggy.
Some dude
Callen: She's good.
Sam: She's very good.
Bugger.
Hetty
Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.
