Kensi: What happens next?
Deeks: It's a love story.

Kens, I just want you know that the place that I went to in my head to stop the pain was you. I just kept thinking about your smile, and your laugh. Everything. It's the only thing that got me through. For whatever it's worth.


Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.

Kensi: Ready to go for a little ride. (Deeks smirks) On the bikes, Deeks, on the bikes.
Deeks: I didn't say anything.

(Deeks doesn't want to go into the desert and wants Sam to go instead)
Deeks: You are African-American and Africa is hot.
Sam: I'm from Brooklyn, Huckleberry.

Deeks: I was just gonna see if you were good.
Kensi: Yeah. You?
Deeks: I'm good if you're good.
Kensi: I'm good.
Deeks: Okay. That's good. We're good. Which is, you know, great.
Kensi: I'm glad we cleared that up. See ya tomorrow.

Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.

Callen: I'm sorry. Did I miss something? Who are these guys?
Kensi: They aren't guys. They're WODs. W-O-Ds.
Callen: Is that like a B-F-F with an S-T-D?
Kensi: W-O-D is Work Out of the Day.

Kensi: I have a boyfriend.
Deeks: So does my girlfriend.

Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.

Bad karma, Shaggy.

Some dude

Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.


NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

If looks could kill. Oh, wait! They do!


Kensi: My name is Fern. Hi.
Deeks: You're Fern. It's so nice to meet you, Fern. I'm Max.