Kensi: What happens next?
Deeks: It's a love story.

Kens, I just want you know that the place that I went to in my head to stop the pain was you. I just kept thinking about your smile, and your laugh. Everything. It's the only thing that got me through. For whatever it's worth.

Deeks

Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.

Kensi: Ready to go for a little ride. (Deeks smirks) On the bikes, Deeks, on the bikes.
Deeks: I didn't say anything.

Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.

(Deeks doesn't want to go into the desert and wants Sam to go instead)
Deeks: You are African-American and Africa is hot.
Sam: I'm from Brooklyn, Huckleberry.

Deeks: I was just gonna see if you were good.
Kensi: Yeah. You?
Deeks: I'm good if you're good.
Kensi: I'm good.
Deeks: Okay. That's good. We're good. Which is, you know, great.
Kensi: I'm glad we cleared that up. See ya tomorrow.

Bad karma, Shaggy.

Some dude

Kensi: I have a boyfriend.
Deeks: So does my girlfriend.

Callen: She's good.
Sam: She's very good.

Callen: You would have made a great mother, Hetty.
Hetty: I like to think I have.

Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.

Hetty

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

I got my white Bronco out back.

Kip Brigham

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.