Deeks: There's a great hotel there that takes dogs if you want to come.
Kensi: Um, oh, wow.

Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

The malware here is the worst of the worst. It's the stuff of nightmares.

Weber

The guy put a gun to her head, I want to have a little talk with him.

Callen

Kensi: I think he'll love it because it's coming from you.
Deeks: Not saying he wouldn't enjoy a leather gym bag even more though.

I'm sorry I insinuated that, I meant to be very clear.

Callen

The level at which you understand marriage is outstanding.

Sam

Wow, well, he's a few crayons short of a full box.

Deeks

No one ever pushed me. People push you when they care.

Callen

Some people actually take the chain of command seriously.

Hanna

Deeks: This is supposed to be you and I against -
Kip: Yeah, that was before you accused your best friend of murder.

What is a celebrity photographer doing at the home of a CIA officer?

Callen