Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Hetty: Michelle is very strong, Owen.
Granger: Agreed, but she's not the one I was talking about.

Go wherever you please Ella -- I will find you once I am finished here.

Thapa

Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.

Kensi: My name is Fern. Hi.
Deeks: You're Fern. It's so nice to meet you, Fern. I'm Max.

I'm not sure I'd be throwing stones Mr. Glass-greenhouse

Deeks

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

She's the bravest.

Deeks

This was not part of the plan. Okay go.

Granger

Deeks: Now that doesn't sound stupid, that sounds smart! Shall we?
Kensi: We shall.