Yeah, I see where you're going with this. Popeye ate spinach,Popeye was a sailor, so... we're looking for a crew member with giant forearms, smoking a pipe.

Sam

And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.

Eric

Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

... even criminals don't like being on the naughty list.

Callen

Christmas is gonna have to wait.

Hetty

Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

Hetty