NCIS: Los Angeles
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What have you got against dounts? Weren't you a cop?
Roberta [to Deeks]
Deeks: Mom, I'm really excited that you moved so close.
Roberta: 84 seconds door to door. I brought my laundry.
Deeks: 84 seconds: Wow! That is terrifyingly close.
Roberta [carrying a box of donuts]: Good morning! Who wants breakfast?
Deeks: That's not breakfast. That's a murder weapon.
The ships were made of wood. The men were made of steel.
Gordon
Gordon: I tried to warn them: Cursed.
Sam: You can't make this stuff up.
Callen: You can't.
Sam: Either we're looking for criminals who are targeting the Navy's maritime technology or ...
Callen: We're on a treasure hunt.
I'm beginning to understand why this guy never married.
Kilbride
Sam: I wouldn't mind partnering with Robocop.
Callen: You have the same sense of humor.
Sam: I gotta figure this thing out, G.
Callen: What's that? Three caretakers and one adult-daycare jailbreak?
Sam: But who's counting?
Callen: How do you go from commanding a battalion to suddenly needing a caretaker?
Sam: Kicking and screaming.
Fatima: You got this.
Kensi: Do I?
Fatima: Is that a good idea, having Mother-in-law so close?
Kensi: As of now, I think it's a great idea. But only time will tell.
