... even criminals don't like being on the naughty list.

Callen

Christmas is gonna have to wait.

Hetty

Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

Hetty

Who smelt it?

Eric

Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.

Hetty

Callen: Sounds like Duncan has a girlfriend.
Kensi: Or, a cross-dressing fetish.

Let's get faded.

Hetty

I didn't choose this life. It chose me.

Hetty

She wasn't born a killer. We made her one.

Callen

Her Kung Fu is strong and her magic is powerful.

Nell

Bad karma, Shaggy.

Some dude

How's your beach body?

Deeks