NCIS: Los Angeles

Mondays 9:00 PM on CBS
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Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!

Some people actually take the chain of command seriously.


Deeks: This is supposed to be you and I against -
Kip: Yeah, that was before you accused your best friend of murder.

I got my white Bronco out back.

Kip Brigham

What is a celebrity photographer doing at the home of a CIA officer?


Kensi: And, don't smell me ever again.
Deeks: No promises.

We have a mole in our midst and it ends today.


I got hit with a can of Turtle Wax. You ever get hit with a can of Turtle Wax? I didn't think so.


If you two don't cut out the Ewok routine, I'm going to send you home.


Callen: Welcome back.
Hetty: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.

Sam: You okay? Guess I owe you a drink after all.
Investigator Wallace: Somebody owes me a whole bottle.

We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]
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NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Just you and me. Kensi and Deeks. Deeks and Kensi. Alone we're bold, we're brash, we can move mountains. And, together we're, um,
Deeks: We're safe. Yeah I know.
Kensi: I want to be bold Deeks, but I want to be bold with you.
Deeks: So no more games then?
Kensi: No more games.

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.