The spy game has more in common with selling used cars than we'd like to admit.

Hetty

And you're calling me? A liar?

Ella

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Deeks

Hetty: Michelle is very strong, Owen.
Granger: Agreed, but she's not the one I was talking about.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Go wherever you please Ella -- I will find you once I am finished here.

Thapa

What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.

Deeks

Callen: The way they took us out?
Sam: Well planned, well executed.
Callen: That room they kept us in?
Sam: Spent a lot of time and money.

Callen: Just like The Great Escape!
Sam: Did you even watch that movie? Half the guys got shot after they got out of the tunnel
Callen: And half the guys made it. I guess I'm a bright side type of guy.

Callen: It's a good thing one of us isn't into pumping iron.
Sam: It's a good thing one of us is into pumping iron.

Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counteraccusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes.

Kensi