Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Told ya I was screwed.

Agent Richards

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.

Beal

Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

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Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

The spy game has more in common with selling used cars than we'd like to admit.

Hetty

And you're calling me? A liar?

Ella

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Deeks

Hetty: Michelle is very strong, Owen.
Granger: Agreed, but she's not the one I was talking about.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?