You take confused young men, and instead of giving them a plan, you provide them with a bomb.


We're not thinking about kids -- we're not even thinking about dinner.


Deeks: Who else knows?
Callen: Sam, Nell, Hetty of course, Eric took a little while.

I'm a lean mean sex machine -- or at least that's what my lady bird says.


Hetty: Well, intelligence only takes us so far.
Nell: Why is that?
Hetty: We're human.

Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

Two teams, two theories. That's what I call a perfect solution in an imperfect world.


I'm sorry I insinuated that, I meant to be very clear.


Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Told ya I was screwed.

Agent Richards

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.