You take confused young men, and instead of giving them a plan, you provide them with a bomb.

Shah

We're not thinking about kids -- we're not even thinking about dinner.

Kensi

Deeks: Who else knows?
Callen: Sam, Nell, Hetty of course, Eric took a little while.

I'm a lean mean sex machine -- or at least that's what my lady bird says.

Deeks

Hetty: Well, intelligence only takes us so far.
Nell: Why is that?
Hetty: We're human.

Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

Two teams, two theories. That's what I call a perfect solution in an imperfect world.

Granger

I'm sorry I insinuated that, I meant to be very clear.

Callen

Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

Told ya I was screwed.

Agent Richards

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.

Beal

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]