NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 16: "Empty Quiver"

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Standoff"

Deeks: Hence the 10 year rule.
Kensi: Mhm?
Deeks: You should always know your partner at least 10 years prior to marrying them. You date me for a decade, you deserve my hand in marriage.
Kensi: That sounds so much more like a punishment than a reward.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 3: "Borderline"

Sam: (about Deeks)One of these days, I'm going to kill him.
Callen: Maybe he grows on you.
Sam: So does Ringworm.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Hetty: (To Nate as he leaves) Keep you wits sharp, your heart open and your gun loaded.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Callen: What's the safe word?
Sam: Headlock.
Callen: Really? Use headlock in a sentence.
Sam: I wasn't planning on using it.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Kensi: Ready to go for a little ride. (Deeks smirks) On the bikes, Deeks, on the bikes.
Deeks: I didn't say anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Deeks doesn't want to go into the desert and wants Sam to go instead)
Deeks: You are African-American and Africa is hot.
Sam: I'm from Brooklyn, Huckleberry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "Black Widow"

Sam: You were a magician once.
Callen: Not magician, illusionist.
Sam: You bought a white rabbit, G.
Callen: It came with the hat.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "Human Traffic"

Hetty: We were beginning to think you were dead.
Deeks: Not yet... maybe tomorrow.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Eric: Gotta love that bureaucracy.
Nate: The bureaucracy we work for?
Eric: Like I said, love that bureaucracy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hetty: Second unrelated question, do you have plans for this weekend?
Nate: Plans?
Hetty: Plans.
Nate: Uh, are you asking me out? No, that'd be weird. No, no plans.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Hetty: Mr. Callen, I don't take kindly to being tailed.
Callen: I'm more of a wingman than a tailman.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Hetty: Then that's what you should do, stay out of their way and find Mr. Deeks.
Callen: Their not going to like it if they catch us.
Hetty: Then don't get caught.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Callen: Is there a military angle to any of this?
Hetty: No, but Detective Deeks is still the Liaison Officer with the LAPD, which makes him about as close to one of us as it gets.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

(Hetty approaches Callen as he is sleeping, he wakes up staring at Hetty)
Hetty: Did you catch him this time? You were twitching like a sleeping dog.
Callen: Well, you now what they say about sleeping dogs. (looks at Hetty)
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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