NCIS
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Change is the essence of life.
Ducky [to Palmer]
You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.
Vance
Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.
Kasie
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?
Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?
Kasie: I always thought finding a long-lost relative would be fun.
McGee: Even if that meant your father had a secret love child?
Kasie: Oh, that. Yeah, complicated.
Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.
Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.
Jessica; Dad? Feng
Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?
Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.
Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.
