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Hey, the Opera is one of the big three!

McGee

Bishop: If you could send those reports, that'd be great.
Tony: Reports would be good. And keep us in the loop on anything else.
Martinez: Sure thing, Di-knows-it-all. Sure thing.

McGee: I should have been here when you woke up.
Delilah: You're here now.

Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)

Rule #15

Tony: [after woman fires rifle at the door]: Who do you think you are, Sarah Palin?

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

McGee: What. Did you read a book on disarming bad guys?
Bishop: Three older brothers.

Pride: You know something, Brody? I think we're having a bonding moment here.
Brody: Over breakfast?
Pride: Over appreciating the little things.

Diane: You guys are buddies now?
Gibbs: Yeah. We were thinking of starting a club.
Diane: Yeah? Well watch it, boys. I know something about each and every one of you, that you don't want anybody else to know. And I got a Twitter account.

Vance: Where is he?
McGee: It's haircut Tuesday, Director Vance.
Tony: Yeah, the bowl should be coming off his head just about now.

If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Season 7, Episode 22)

Rule #40

Abby: I believe in magic, prayer and logic equally. Is that childish?
Honeycutt: No, it's impossible.
Abby: So is what you're saying.

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Hey, the Opera is one of the big three!

McGee

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10
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