NCIS
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Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.
Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?
Abby: It's weird Ziva hasn't contacted me. I mean it would be one thing if she simply hadn't picked up the phone and called me, but I've tried to contact her several different ways.
McGee: Psychics, crystals or telepathy?
Tell [Bishop] how you feel, you wuss.
Ziva [to Torres]
McGee: Where’s they go?
Gibbs: Not the question.
McGee: What happened?
Gibbs: *That’s* the question!
Pavlenko: Agent Gibbs. I was relieved to learn of your safe return after the helicopter accident.
Gibbs: It was no accident. It was a missile.
Commander: It's an embarrassment. You should be joining JROTC or learning to sail instead of prancing around in ...
Teen Tim: I don't want to.
Jessica [to Sam]: You and Parker have high opinions of primitive insects.
Parker: Out of respect. They're survivors. So was Dale Harding.
Gibbs, is it true? Did you interrogate my girlfriend?
Phillip [to Gibbs]
Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)
Rule #1
I do love a man in a bow tie.
Margaret
Gibbs: You've been saving that one, Mo!
Cabot: You have no idea.
