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Boss, would you mind sitting with me?

McGee

Salim: [re: truth serum] It will not take long for it to start working.
Tony: You're gonna be dead soon, you know.

That is why it is called a batnap.

Ziva

McGee, not me? McGoo, you?

Tony

Always watch the watchers. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #35

Brody: You always start your mornings in a bar?
Lasalle: This is New Orleans. Might be daylight but the evening's still young.

Major King: What did I do wrong?
Abby: You made me care about you.

I mean, sure, Tim, you're kids are going to be smart, but mine have a shot at being really beautiful.

Tony

His chest is bigger than Diane's.

Fornell

The Americans left you, Ziva. Your family never has.

Ben-Gidon

Light me up, Lord of the Tickets. It's story time.

Tony

McGee: You know how many connections I've found between Arnett and Sutton? Zero. I have checked everything. Emails, phone records ... is that pastrami?
Tony: [nodding, eating] Mmm.
McGee: Can I have a bite?
Tony: [shakes head] Mmm.

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NCIS Quotes

Boss, would you mind sitting with me?

McGee

Salim: [re: truth serum] It will not take long for it to start working.
Tony: You're gonna be dead soon, you know.

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