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No name, but Marge Simpson was a regular.


From the ashes, McAbby will rise.


He ruined my jacket. I'd shoot my own mother

Agent Fornell

Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.

Gibbs: Rule number eleven, DiNozzo.
Tony: I would never date a coworker, Boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even... That's twelve. Eleven... when the job is done, walk away.

McGee, not me? McGoo, you?


Get to work. Probie.


McGee: Red handed?
Gibbs: They don't come much redder.

Gibbs: Whaddya got?
Tony: Crabs.
Borin: We have a problem.
Gibbs: Worse than DiNozzo's crabs?

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