Ducky: I expected to find the entire sidewall blown out, given the explosive decompression we just experienced.
Palmer: My stomach is experiencing explosive decompression.

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Anything I find won't be useful to anybody if we all die from airborne corpse pathogens. A dead body can be deadly.

Ducky

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Light me up, Lord of the Tickets. It's story time.

Tony

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Careful, Mr. Palmer. Gastric acid can cut a hole right through your foot.

Ducky

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Palmer: Doctor. Doctor. In case your plan, as brilliant as it is, doesn't work....
Ducky: Likewise, Mr....Jimmy.

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Palmer: I would rather take a stand than get shot in the back.
Ducky: Likewise.

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Palmer: Oh my God.
Ducky: What?
Palmer: I just realized that I missed my nine-month wedding anniversary. Breena's going to kill me.
Ducky: You do know I have a heart condition.

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Doctor, I respect you more than anyone in the world, so please forgive me when I say - go to hell. I'm not leaving you.

Palmer

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