Young Angus: I like Joseph, but you've always been much more of a father to that boy than he ever has. Even if we win, he'll never be able to raise Nicholas himself.
Young Ducky: I know, which is why I'm going to do it.
Young Angus: And be a doctor in the Royal Army Medical Corps?
Young Ducky: I'm resigning my commission.
Young Angus: Resigning? Are you off your trolley? You've wanted this your entire life!
Young Ducky: Nicholas is my life. This quite simply is not a decision that requires one second of thought.
Jake: The affair with Taylor isn't the problem.
Bishop: Trust me Jake, it's a problem.
Jake: Yeah, okay. Fair enough but...what I mean is that...it is also a symptom of something deeper. When we were at the NSA together, we were together. Happily in a bubble.
Bishop: Peas in a pod.
Jake: Right. And then when you left, suddenly there was a wall. We could barely talk to each other.
Bishop: Well yeah, not without violating national security.
Jake: And that is the problem! I put national security first. I put the NSA before my wife. I will do whatever it takes to repair our marriage.
Bishop: What if I'm not?
Jake: What? Ellie, come on...
Bishop: You're right. Your affair isn't the problem. We weren't working.
Jake: No. Eleanor...
Bishop: Why did you tell me about the affair?
Bishop: I would never have found out. I think you wanted me to know. It's over, Jake. It's been over for a long time. We're just saying it out loud now.
Tony: I got it. You dumped Jake.
McGee: Like a hot potato.
Tony: Dumped him.
Young Angus: There is absolutely no way either you or your father will ever get custody of young Nicholas. Which is why I'm going to personally give you the 10,000 pounds required to buy that manky wench off.
Young Ducky: Angus! Angus I can't possibly accept.
Young Angus: And I quite simply and unequivocally do not allow you to refuse.
Young Ducky: There are no words.
Young Angus: Well give it a try. I mean I do so enjoy watching you flounder.
Young Angus: You will find him. I know you will.
Young Ducky: I will scour the entire planet. Look under every rock. Turn every town and city upside down. Ransack every third world flea-pit. Until I find my brother again.
A broken man has no business place in polite society.Ducky
Ducky: Hello, Nicholas. [scritches the top of Nicholas' head]
Nicholas: [beeps Ducky's nose and smiles] You got my letter! You found me, Donny! You found me!
Ducky: I did that. I told you I would.
Nicholas: And you broke one of the wheels on my Mallard.
Ducky: I did. You cheeky little monkey.
Tony: Special Agent Fornell! Look at that. Your hair grew back, almost.
Fornell: You see, this is why you're my least favorite, DiNozzo. [Glances at McGee] Scratch that. Second least favorite.
Gibbs! New look! What's next, skinny jeans?Fornell
George: We going to talk about the gold elephant in the room? You're still wearing your ring. Does that mean you want to try and work it out?
Bishop: Marriage isn't something you just give up on. Those vows meant something to me.
George: You weren't the one who broke them.
Tony: Name of the boat is crucial. I had mine picked out for years. Go ahead, you'll never guess.
McGee: The Codfather.
Tony: We've been working together too long.
Gibbs: What do you need?
Bishop: For everyone to stop treating me like I'm this fragile thing that's about to break.
Gibbs: How many times a week did you check on me after Iraq? You kept showing up, even after I said I was fine.
Bishop: That's different, Gibbs. You almost died. We were all worried.
Gibbs: So's your family. They just want to make it better.
Bishop: I've been so inundated with everyone's opinions on how I should feel and what I should do, I haven't actually been able to process it myself.
Gibbs: You can't do that if you won't talk about it.