NCIS
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If you listen, the dead *will* speak.
Ducky
Bishop [on a missing detective seen meeting a woman]: Is that… a booty call?!
Torres: Y’know, I could almost forgive that…
Hey, Jimmy. Did I miss ‘Bring Your Pallet to Work’ Day?
McGee
Look at that! It’s not just a pen, it’s a Frisbee!
Torres
Well, some things never change. I’m nursing a hangover, and you’re studying
Cadence Darwin [to Ducky]
Grace Confalone: Director Vance needs mandatory psych evals from each of you. I assume you would prefer sooner rather than later.
Gibbs: Uh, tell you what I’d prefer…
Grace Confalone: A root canal. I know! What say we skip our usual dance?
Gibbs: I was going to say ‘this afternoon.’
Torres: Y’all remember burying that one?
Phil: You’re kidding, right? You remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?
Torres: Meatball gyro.
Phil: Dang. Maybe *you* should work here!
Yeah, look, I’ve survived worse, I’ve cheated death a bunch, but… this is different. I thought it was over.
Gibbs
You’ve just said more to me about how you feel in the last two minutes than in all the time that I’ve known you. If that’s not a new you, I don’t know what is.
Grace Confalone [to Gibbs]
Jimmy: Wait, wait, I was delirious?
Ducky: Incoherent! You called me ‘Ducky’!
Bishop [about Ducky and Jimmy]: To think they actually enjoy this!
Gibbs: Ha! Face it -- we *all* enjoy this.
Worry’s a bully. It gives you nothing. It only takes.
Grace Confalone
