What? Gibbs is missing again? We need to get that man a bell around his neck.

Kasey

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• Added: October 04, 2021

We're one and the same.

Paul

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• Added: October 04, 2021

Put me in, Coach! Boy, sound really travels in here.

Jessica [to McGee]

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• Added: May 25, 2021

Bishop: You disappeared, Gibbs, without a word.
Gibbs: Sometimes there's nothing left to be said

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• Added: May 25, 2021

Gibbs: How do you use this?
Kasie: It's completely idiot-proof. ... But a quick overview never hurts.

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• Added: May 25, 2021

Marcie: If it makes you feel any better, the boat's not done yet.
Gibbs: What?
Marcie: It's bad luck to launch a boat without a name.

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• Added: May 25, 2021

McGee: These two?
Bishop: Dead.
Torres: They sure the hell are.

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• Added: May 25, 2021

Pretend I'm not as smart as you.

Jessica [to Palmer]

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Palmer: That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Jessica: It isn't but it's necessary.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Marcie: Would you maybe like a napkin?
Gibbs: Nah, I'm good.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.

Torres

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• Added: May 18, 2021