Palmer: It goes without saying but, this kind of stuff effects me a lot more since become a father.
Bishop: I'm sure it does.
Palmer: I mean with this kind of evil in the world.... People who will do this kind of...How am I supposed to let Victoria leave the house.
Bishop: Pretty sure she'll leave the house eventually, whether you let her or not.

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

Bishop: We're about to go live. What are you guys talking about?
McGee and Tony: Star Wars.

Sonja: Tony DiNozzo. Why does your name ring a bell?
Tony: I'm kind of a legend in the NCIS world.
Sonja: I don't know anything about that. I transferred from ATF.
Tony: ATF? Ever work with Zoe Keates?
Sonja: Yeah. Training exercises in Georgia. You two are dating!
Tony: Ah. Well that's over now.
Sonja: Well I hope for your sake she ended it, cause that girl was mean on the jujitsu mat.
Tony: I miss that.

Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning.
Gibbs: [blank look]
Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super hero. My son collects them.
Gibbs: I guess now so do I.

Abby: Luca, this is very special Agent Tony DiNozzo. Tony, this is my little brother Luca.
Tony: It's nice to meet you, Luca. You're under arrest.

Abby: She's a sleeper agent. And she's using you.
Luca: Well she must have a good reason.

Abby: We are going after whoever murdered those people.
Luca: It wasn't her.
Abby: After the last few days, how can you say that?
Luca: Innocent until proven guilty. You taught me that. Mom and Dad too. Three years ago, when you told me we were adopted, it all made sense. That's why we are who we are, you and me. Our family takes people in and helps them, sight unseen. And I need you to accept me, sunshine, unicorn farts and al

Tony: He's a dead man. Bishop's the last person you'd expect to slit someone's throat in their sleep.
McGee: Which would make her the first.
Tony: Now you're catching on.
Bishop: You know I can hear every word you're saying.
Tony: That's impossible. I'm whispering.

Lorraine: Oh good. You can watch Nicholas.
Young Ducky: Hello to you too. Wait, where are you going?
Lorraine: Out.
Young Ducky: Out? He's eight years old. You're just going to leave him on his own?
Lorraine: He'll be fine. He always is.
Young Ducky: It's Christmas Eve, Lorraine. It's bad enough father has to work.
Lorraine: Well I have plans too. Now out of my way.

Young Nicholas: Who was it?
Young Ducky: The military hospital. I've been ordered there immediately. Goodness knows why.
Young Nicholas: I understand. I'll be fine.
Young Ducky: Well I suppose that depends on how you feel about the sight of blood. Grab your coat.
Young Nicholas: Yes!

Ducky: I imagine you have quite a lot to say.
Bishop: My big brother used to tell me "when life throws you a curve ball, you can either duck, get hit, or swing." I've decided to swing.
Ducky: Your brother's a smart man.
Bishop: He is. I'm sure yours thought the same about you

NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott