Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
[answers phone] DiNozzo desk.Tony
If we focused less on our differences and more on learning from each other, perhaps that would mean the end of wars.Ducky
McGee: Red handed?
Gibbs: They don't come much redder.
Paxton: She had to do it, right? She didn't have a choice?
Gibbs: No, she had a choice. That's what makes her a hero.
High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!Tony
Abby: I don't understand! I mean why does autopsy get back up power and I don't? MTAC I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't?7
Abby: I'll get some corpses!
Gibbs: Book 'em, Dan-ozzo.
Tony: Nice Hawaii Five-O reference, boss.
You, Gibbs, are an enabler!Abby
Gibbs: The plane's missing.
Tony: It's been Kai-jacked!
Ziva: Did you really just say that?
Tony: I regret it already.