That sex offender website makes it damn hard to meet chics!

John Stevens

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• Added: November 27, 2012

I appreciate that, Tony, but don't try to compete with my Schmeil.

Ziva

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• Added: November 27, 2012

Male friends only want to sleep with you. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally.

Tony

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• Added: November 27, 2012

No name, but Marge Simpson was a regular.

DiNozzo

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• Added: November 20, 2012

Agent Gibbs, you are one bad-ass!

Captain Wescott

• Permalink: Agent Gibbs, you are one bad-ass!
• Added: November 20, 2012

Hey, the Opera is one of the big three!

McGee

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• Added: November 20, 2012

Gibbs: I'm on the other side now. I tried to catch Wescott, he wouldn't let me.
Ducky: No, you can't Gibbs, but you can call him.

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• Added: November 20, 2012

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

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• Added: November 20, 2012