NCIS

NCIS Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 10: "Faith"

Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: [answers phone] DiNozzo desk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ducky: If we focused less on our differences and more on learning from each other, perhaps that would mean the end of wars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 9: "Child's Play"

Ducky: A toast! Close friends and dear family all. A bountiful thanks and good things for Fall!
Abby: And to all a good night! [pause] Wrong holiday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Norvell: She'll miss.
Gibbs: What's the probability of that?
Angela Kelp: Based on the temperature and humidity, no wind, half moon, good light, 97.6%.
Gibbs: Last chance, Norvell.
Norvell: Move or I'll do it.
Gibbs: [to Ziva] Take it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abby: What can I do for you, Gibblet? Sorry, kind of a seasonal play on your ... I'm ready, sir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
Ziva: What?!
Tony: Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
Ziva: The Indian word for corn is maki.
Tony: Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Ziva: Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
Tony: They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 8: "Power Down"

Abby: I finally IDed the tire tracks to the SwiftCast getaway car. I got the make and model. It only took me 72 times longer than it usually does. How did people survive before there was pattern recognizing sparse representation algorithms?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: What've you got?
Abby: A better question is what have you not got Abbs, and the better answer would be a Caf-Pow! I'm trying to make my own here, but I'm missing like 400 ingredients.
Gibbs: Are you all right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away.
McGee: Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Look, I'm sure we're not the only ones that need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
McGee: Yeah, how's that?
Ziva: We could be stuck here with Tony.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: Red handed?
Gibbs: They don't come much redder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paxton: She had to do it, right? She didn't have a choice?
Gibbs: No, she had a choice. That's what makes her a hero.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!
 • Rating: Unrated

Abby: I don't understand! I mean why does autopsy get back up power and I don't? MTAC I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't?7
Gibbs: Corpses.
Abby: I'll get some corpses!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: Book 'em, Dan-ozzo.
Tony: Nice Hawaii Five-O reference, boss.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 7: "Endgame"

McGee: Lee Wuan Kai: North Korean assassin, one time fanatical nationalist, credited with 27 targeted hits in seven countries, dozens more by association -
Tony: She likes quiet walks on the beach, laughing with friends and playing Frisbee with her C**ker Spaniel Rufus.
Ziva: It does not say that.
Tony: Well it might as well.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: Well, you're off on your own, Ziva. I'm already enlightened. I know exactly where I am. It may not be pretty, but I am DiNozzo. Hear me roar.
Ziva: Like an elephant.
 • Rating: Unrated

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