NCIS

NCIS Season 7 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 7 Episode 3: "The Inside Man"

Tony: [to McGee] That's like a yoga position. Upside down manatee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Burns pushed for the Arnett case to remain open by saying WE made a mistake. He knew we would eventually be forced to exhume Arnett's body to prove his death was accidental.
McGee: And when it was found missing his blog would explode.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tony: [points to casket] Hop in.
McGee: Why would I do that?
Tony: We take a picture, pretend that you're dead, and you don't have to retake the polygraph!
McGee: Tony that is not funny.
Tony: They already think you're ducking them. It's only going to get worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: You know how many connections I've found between Arnett and Sutton? Zero. I have checked everything. Emails, phone records ... is that pastrami?
Tony: [nodding, eating] Mmm.
McGee: Can I have a bite?
Tony: [shakes head] Mmm.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tony: Who would even want to steal Arnett's body.
Abby: Thank God Burns isn't around to put it in his blog.
Tony: Someone else will fill the void.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ducky: If the cases are connected, does that infer that Arnett was also murdered?
Gibbs: And we've got our hands full.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: Bottom line?
Ducky: Lt. Arnett's death was accidental.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tony: Fraternization in the workplace. Never a good idea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: [to Ben Franklin] A penny saved is a penny earned.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 2: "Reunion"

Tony: I thought you weren't sure what to say?
Ziva: I guess I had a long time to think about things.
Tony: I'm sorry, Ziva.
Ziva: No. It is I who am sorry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Taking the tour?
Ziva: I have my first psych evaluation.
Tony: Oh, yeah. I always loved those.
Ziva: I'm sure. You get to talk about yourself the entire time.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tony: There were three men at a fake bachelor party. What were they doing there? No one knows.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Hello, Abby.
Abby: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How could you have doubted Tony, after everything you've been through together? You really think Tony killed Rivkin because he was jealous?! You weren't thinking. That's right, you weren't thinking. Although I supposed I can understand your initial reaction. You were at an emotional time for you, when people act rashly. But to tell Gibbs that you didn't trust Tony?! Which again, I can understand, I mean, he did just shoot your boyfriend... in your living room... to death. Alright, I'll give you that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: I was wrong about Ari. And you. When I pulled the trigger, to save your life, I was not 'following orders.' I mean, how could you even think ... He was my brother. And now he is gone. Eli is all but dead to me. And the closest thing I have ... to a father...is accusing me...
Gibbs: OK.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: One body isn't enough for you, tough guy? Because if it isn't, I've got three more right here!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tony: He's got another one.
McGee: Well, that's great, but without cell's numbers, we can't track it." Tony: THINK, McSidekick! Use the leading man! Harness those powers!
McGee: It was an unregistered phone. It was pricey for a cop.
Tony: Bingo!
Gibbs: Shelley got it from a bust.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: He said he was set up.
Ducky: His presence here would tend to confirm that. But set up by whom? Gibbs: Someone from his past ...
Ducky: ... making it appear that he stalked and murdered his tormentors.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: How long have you been standing there?
Ziva: Long enough to see that you are well-hydrated after your time in the desert.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: This kind of stuff is illegal in most states. In certain parts of Europe it's ... this is bad behavior.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: What are you doing? I'm not the sidekick.
Tony: I'm the boss when Gibbs isn't here.
Gibbs: Gibbs is here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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