NCIS

NCIS Season 8 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 8 Episode 4: "Royals & Loyals"

Vance: Agent David, have you ever been to Zurich?
Ziva: Several times.
Vance: Good. Today you're Switzerland. Between England and the U.S.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: Apologize.
Tony: What for?
Ziva: For being you.
Tony: Sweetheart, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I'd be loaded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 3: "Short Fuse"

Jimmy: This is getting scary. Dr. Mallard talks to the dead, and now you're talking to evidence.
Abby: Well, it usually works with firearms, but this one is not saying a peep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dempsey: Who's he?
Tony: Public affairs officer.
Dempsey: You brought your publicist to a bomb threat?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: Who's the new face of NCIS? You're lookin' at it, McEnvy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 2: "Worst Nightmare"

Tony: What's goin' on here? We being replaced by younger models?
Ziva: I am a younger model.
Tony: If that was intended to hurt me you've succeeded.
Ziva: And we are not being replaced. They are from Waverly University.
Tony: Oh yeah. That's right. Director Vance's internship program. It's not a good idea. Feeds McGee's need to have groupies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abby: Also, you are not to touch my computer, my lab equipment, my MP3 player, my CafPow, my desk or Bert my farting hippo, without my express written consent.
Intern: Well, how am I gonna' do anything?
Abby: And there's no cameras or flash photography.
Intern: Well, I don't have a camera.
Abby: And if I accidentally turn my back to you, you are to immediately move back into my eyeline.
Intern: Why don't I just wear bells?
Abby: That's a really good idea. I mean I'm sorry about this.. I mean Darren worked out but, I just had problems with people that have been assigned to my lab. (Abby pulls out a collar with bells) It'll just be better this way.
Intern: I uh, I'm not putting those on.
Abby: Oh no, actually you are.
Intern: No I'm not.
Abby: Except for the fact that you are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 1: "Spider and the Fly"

Tony: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That's the real crime.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: Dad, I can stop this. I need your help.
Gibbs Sr.: Whatever it takes.
Gibbs: Okay, let's go fishing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Do what you have to do for family.
Gibbs: What rule is that?
Mike: The unspoken one.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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