You just gave me the boost no botox injection ever could.

Jeanette

They're either trying to take TYPX away from me or club baby seals. I'm not sure which.

Tyler

Honey, it's a high school reunion not a mafia confirmation.

Jeanette

Having a stalker means your a super star.

TK

Ten years and I still have to dance like a trained monkey for my banana.

Tyler

Stop drinking and dreaming.

Dani

You're a good friend to have if you're being hunted down by mobsters or thugs or aliens from another planet.

Dani

Let's just say you'd be surprised how many hookers can fit in the trunk of a Porsche.

Laura

Dani: Everyone has a dark side.
Laura: Not one I can't spin.

Officer: At 75 miles per hour, no problem. At 150, big problem.
TK: I was...150. The dealer said this thing could go 200. This thing is broken. I'm taking it back.

As shocking as it sounds, I am capable of reading and apologizing.

Nico

Wow, I did not know that it was possible to hit on someone while simultaneously talking up a friend.

Dani

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani