Favorite New Girl Quotes
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Schmidt
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!Jess
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?Schmidt
I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.Winston
So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.Jess