Favorite New Girl Quotes
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Schmidt
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!Jess
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.Winston
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"Schmidt