Favorite New Girl Quotes
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Schmidt
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.Schmidt
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!Jess
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!Jess
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!Schmidt