Favorite New Girl Quotes
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Schmidt
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!Jess
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"Schmidt
If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!Jess
So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.Jess