Fellas, you made it! As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub.

Schmidt

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Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.

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Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.

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Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?

Nick

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Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?

Jess

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Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!

Jess

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She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.

Nick

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You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.

Jess

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Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.

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I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.

Coach

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