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New-girl

So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.

Schmidt

What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.

Nick

I'm a hero Nick, just tell me I'm a good man. I really need to hear it.

Schmidt

My boyfriend doesn't believe in banks. It's early in the relationship. I'm still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?

Jess

Tzatziki is what it's called. It's Jewish charity.

Nick

It's not a perfect system Jess, but it's mine ok? And it's private.

Nick
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