Popular New Girl Quotes
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.Jess
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I don't know the words!Jess
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
Boob season's over, for you!Jess
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
Coach: I need you to get harder Nick. Can you get harder for me?
Coach: Do you need me to get hard with you?
Nick: I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying.
Coach: I'm talking about cleaning up.
The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.Cece
Jess: If we're all really honest with ourselves, isn't it all about the gonads? Am I right, ladies?