"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."

Jess

You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!

Jess

Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

Jess

Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Burquas isn't you guys, is it?

Jess

I don't know the words!

Jess

Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?

Coach

Boob season's over, for you!

Jess

I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!

Coach

I am rugged, semtic prince!

Schmidt

Fantasy and nightmare colliding.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!

Jess

Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

Jess