Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!Sarah
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.Nick
Jess: Why are you guys hugging?
Nick: Just Guy Talking.
Paul: About uh, how moved we are about jazz music.
Nick: That's a lie. I told him you didn't love him.
Paul: But he said it nicely!
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.Winston
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!Nick
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.Schmidt
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
Burquas isn't you guys, is it?Jess