Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
Well I can blanch or I can talk but I can't do both!Schmidt
Nick, I need you.Jess
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!Nick
Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.Schmidt
Winston: Where are your eyes?
Students: On the tiger.
I hate doors!Nick
No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.Jess
Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!Schmidt