Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I hate doors!Nick
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
I may be dirty, but I play old.Ed
I'm gonna Biden his ass!Jess
Nick, I need you.Jess
Schmidt's world is different than ours. They speak a different language. They shorten every word to one syllable. Last month, he went to a party called "Bros Before Hos on the Moon". What does that even mean!?Nick
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?Schmidt
Psych! I'm the best at stuff! I don't forget stuff! First place!Coach
Jess: Nick kissed me?
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.Schmidt