Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
I want magic, is that so bad?Nick
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.Winston
Sponges make me feel exhilarated.Nick
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.Schmidt
That's more like dork magic.Nick
I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.Schmidt
Nick, I need you.Jess
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!