Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
I don't know the words!Jess
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
Boob season's over, for you!Jess
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!Winston
I wanna be the black friend you never had.Schmidt
Human dental dam!Schmidt
Schmidt: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
Nick: Stop smelling my hair!
Schmidt: You know how much that stuff cost?
Nick: I didn't use your conditioner!
Schmidt: Why does your hair look so baby soft?!
I love you guys and uh, I'm gonna miss you, especially you Jebecka.Coach