Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
I don't know the words!Jess
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
Boob season's over, for you!Jess
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?Winston
Jess: Are you insane, Schmidt? I'm not ready. That's like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!
Schmidt: If you are for one second suggesting that I don't know how to open a musical, how dare you!
I wanna be the black friend you never had.Schmidt