Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I hate doors!Nick
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
I may be dirty, but I play old.Ed
I'm gonna Biden his ass!Jess
Nick, I need you.Jess
Schmidt's world is different than ours. They speak a different language. They shorten every word to one syllable. Last month, he went to a party called "Bros Before Hos on the Moon". What does that even mean!?Nick
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."Schmidt
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
Gavin: This is my favorite Deep V!
Jess: It's just a deeper V!
Them's joint bank account eyes.Jess