Popular New Girl Quotes
"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."Jess
You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!Jess
Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?Jess
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
Burquas isn't you guys, is it?Jess
I don't know the words!Jess
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
Boob season's over, for you!Jess
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.Nick