Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I don't know the words!Jess
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
Boob season's over, for you!Jess
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'Coach
Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!Edgar's mom
Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?Female interviewer
I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!Nick
And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?Schmidt