Popular New Girl Quotes
Paul Ryan 2020.Schmidt
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.Nick
The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.Cece
Melanie Farts, signed five times.Jess
You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.Nick
Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.Winston [teasing Schmidt]
Prince is terrible at Frisbee.Schmidt