I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

I love you guys and uh, I'm gonna miss you, especially you Jebecka.

Coach

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.

Nick

The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

Cece

It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!

Schmidt

Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.

Coach

I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.

Nick

Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.

Cece

Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.

Schmidt