Popular New Girl Quotes
Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!Jess
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.Schmidt
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.Jess
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question
Jess: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy.
Nick: I don't you're trying that hard.
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.Jess
I was going for like a hot farmer's daughter kind of thing, like, oh, I'm gonna go milk my cows.Jess
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.Winston