Popular New Girl Quotes
Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!Jess
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.Schmidt
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.Jess
I was going for like a hot farmer's daughter kind of thing, like, oh, I'm gonna go milk my cows.Jess
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.Winston
I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubblesJess
Jess: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
Pawnshop dude: You drew a smiley face.
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?Female interviewer
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"Schmidt