Popular New Girl Quotes
Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!Jess
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.Schmidt
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.Jess
Pink wine makes me slutty.Jess
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?Female interviewer
I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubblesJess
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.Winston
Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.
I'm not like you! I don't just jump in the potato sack, with the first potato that I meet with diabetes!Jess