Popular New Girl Quotes
You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!Schmidt
Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?Winston
You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.Cece
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.Nick
We gonna make a girl cry today!Winston
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.Nick
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.Winston
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.Schmidt
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?Schmidt
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob