Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!

Schmidt

Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?

Winston

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

We gonna make a girl cry today!

Winston

I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.

Schmidt

If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

Nick

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt