Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

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Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!

Schmidt

Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?

Winston

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

We gonna make a girl cry today!

Winston

I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.

Schmidt

If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

Nick

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.

Schmidt