I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick