Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt