I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt