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New-girl

I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.

Nick

Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!

Coach

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Jess

You've never been turned on by gas mileage?

Coach

Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.

Nick

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Schmidt

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Prince

Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Jess

Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'

Coach
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