Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

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I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.

Jess

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Like I always say, don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.

Becky

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It's not gonna end well for these two.

Nick

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Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?

Nick

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This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

Jess

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You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston

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Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.

Jess

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Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

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Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Schmidt

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Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

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Welcome to hell, Miller!

Winston

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