New Girl
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She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.
Schmidt
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Nick
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Nick
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
Schmidt
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
Schmidt
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?
Jess
Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.
Cece
You got hurt on a hog man!
Nick
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
That's too much whisky for my frame.
Winston
Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!
Schmidt