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Schmidt: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandolf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave, where no one's gonna find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagle. He lives in a cave.
Pink wine makes me slutty.Jess
Jess: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy.
Nick: I don't you're trying that hard.
Waitress: You're all on a date?
Nick: Yeah, we're her boyfriends. We're reverse Mormons - one guy just isn't enough for her.
I'm doing sexy things with the pillow.Jess
Jess: Who's that girl? It's Jess.
Nick: Did you just make up a theme song for yourself?
I was going for like a hot farmer's daughter kind of thing, like, oh, I'm gonna go milk my cows.Jess
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question