New Girl Season 3 Episode 1: "All In" Quotes
I needed your underwear...to sew into my underwear.Winston
Jess: Oh my god! I thought he was taking you to jail!
Nick: Naw, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. They let me watch "Ugly Betty."
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
Look at this puzzle. It's "ages 6 and up." You are "up," Winston. You are very "up."Schmidt
Where have you been? I am having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what, just driving around, French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?Schmidt
Puzzle me this then, Winston-- how do you live with yourself?Schmidt