New Girl "Backslide" Quotes
Schmidt: Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2026. Second of all, give me your phone. You have backslider written all over you.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Nick: Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and tells me I look bad in hats.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Schmidt: Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jess: Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Paul: Now I know what Bill Clinton feels like!
Jess: Now I know what Monica Lewinsky feels like!
Paul: I'm sorry I made you feel like Monica Lewinsky!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
