New Girl "Bathtub" Quotes
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Schmidt: Everybody hates the Jews! Your mom's in the majority! I'll convert to Indianism!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: You my boo and I been missing you. I been missing you oh so long.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Schmidt: I'd put it in a bowl and eat your hair.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
