Is that Notorious N.A.G.? Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal?

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• Added: November 05, 2013

Oh, look at the time! It's butt-o-clock!

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Nick doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, "Put on pants."

Jess

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I call it a "Temple Grandin," because it makes me friendly and compassionate.

Jess

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Nick isn't even a man. He's some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day, I had to tell him not to pull a dog's tail.

Jess

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Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.

Jess

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