Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?

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Let's burn all the books! Except The Da Vinci Code!

Biology Teacher

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Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!

Nick

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What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.

Nick

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I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.

Coach

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