New Girl "Injured" Quotes
Jess: Are you okay?
Nick: No, I'm not okay, Jess! I'm not okay! I woke up today, and I wanted to play a friendly game of touch football, then I hurt my back, and I went to your gynecologist, and now I might have cancer!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Nick: I don't have a vagina.
Patient: You can take mine.
Jess: I heard that, sister.
Patient: True that.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jess [to Nick]: Are you sure you're okay? You're walking like a Disney witch. Let me drive you to your doctor.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dr.; Jess tackled a girl I was dating once.
Jess: Oh yeah, she tried to steal my overalls.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
CeCe: Are you using your friends medical crisis to feel my boobs with your face?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: I'm the guy who just can't jump into something if I don't know what's gonna happen. I've just never been that guy. I'm the guy that if I don't know what's gonna happen, I don't do something. Ever. I don't care how badly I want to do it. Like, if everyone went down to the beach and jumped into the water, I'm the guy guarding the wallets.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
CeCe: The only way to get through it is to get through it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
